Will it Blend Parody - Mac Vs PC - Slightly-Mad Science

This is a slightly-mad science parody of Blendtec's popular webseries: Will it Blend? (http://www.willitblend.com/). My take is Will it Burn? It asks the question many ask, but with a twist. Which is better, the Mac or the PC? I figure more than enough people tangle with the typical issues regarding that. I wanna see how well they handle high voltage and fire!